This story happened a long time ago, there was a heroine named Shang'er─
She is lazy, afraid of trouble and protective of shortcomings. She is a bit of a virgin and stubborn, sometimes childish and sometimes strong - ▽... Likes to torture people.
Lan Che, a male pig, is not shady, does not engage in conspiracy theories, and does not know how to be romantic. He is a gentle and sullen man. He is called a big devil on the outside, but a good family man on the inside. He has a lot of money.
Scenario one:
Narcissus: Your Majesty, you are too picky!
Shang'er: What? I'm just asking you to take the shrimp shells off for me.
Narcissus: No... Why do you only eat prawns when they stir-fry shrimps with mixed beans?
Shang'er: I don't eat beans!
Narcissus: ... We didn't even have beans to eat before!
Shang'er: Go ahead and scold Lan Che, he only eats the skin of the chicken! He only eats fish eyes! If I have to eat in front of a picky eater every day, don't you think I'm not picky?
Narcissus:………
Scenario 2: Getting married
Narcissus: My sweetheart, my sweetheart will be an unparalleled hero. One day he will come to marry me on the seven-colored clouds...
Shang'er: Me? Status, money, and power are all irrelevant when it comes to food. I want the imperial chef to be my husband-in-law.
Hyacinth: Stop.
Narcissus, Shang'er: What's wrong?
Hyacinth: Narcissus, look at Liu San. He is so handsome and capable. He is neither martial nor literary. What do you say you like about him?
Lan Che: Reality and imagination are often opposites.
Hyacinth: Right, the owner of the valley has set fire to the kitchen several times. Can he become the royal chef?
Liu San: Reality and imagination are often opposites.
Scenario 3: Love words
Liu San: Narcissus, I will treat you well and I will support you! Let me do all the hard work!
Narcissus: You wash the clothes and I put them on, you cook the food and I eat it, and you let me use the gold, okay?
...
Bamboo: Danju, I will treat you well.
Danju: Yeah.
Bamboo: Danju, I will feed you.
Danju: Yeah.
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Lan Che: Shang'er, I will find you the most delicious food in the country.
Shang'er: Really? I want to eat dragon meat.
Lan Che: Is it okay to eat pork?
Shang'er:...