Two "Cheap" Combinations (Written by Rebirth)

As a diehard member of the childhood sweetheart party who topped the demolition CP list, Dong Junwan said he was under a lot of pressure. And when she was chased by relatives from all walks of life during the New Year and asked "When will I get married?", She wished she could go back to the time when she proposed to her sweetheart! One of the jokes: Tang Qian: "Awan, let's get married." Dong Junwan: "Eh? Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh -?" Tang Qian: "Look, I finally got the money I paid for customization to buy a diamond ring. Don't waste it, let's get married." Dong Junwan: "Ah... Actually, I also got the money for customization... Wait - let me choke you! You are Xie Feng Xiaoyu! That pervert who is a heroine?!" Tang Qian: "Are you 'Three Thousands in the Harem'? Ah Wan, you haven't been arrested yet for writing a book like "Three Thousand Beauties of the Country"... If you go to eat cornbread, before you get in... Let's get married." Dong Junwan: "'You write about the heroine in the clear water, and I write about the stallion at the end'. 'Two sluts combine to make them invincible.' Damn it..." Tang Qian: "Awan, since we are such a perfect match, let's get married." Dong Junwan: "Okay!" Paragraph 2: Editor A: "Young man, go update quickly! Learn from others who have a harem of three thousand! Daily updates of 15,000 are guaranteed!" Tang Qian: "My wife said that the editor's method of provoking generals is of no use to me." Editor A: "Damn it... Are you married? Please take wedding photos!" Tang Qian: "My wife said... As people with an annual income of over one million, we should keep a low profile." Editor A: "That's enough... You wife slave." Tang Qian: "There are seven billion people in the world, and my wife is the only one who is right." Editor A: "It's so sad..." Paragraph three: Dong Junwan: "Abian! I'm getting married. Get the red envelope quickly!" Editor B: "My wife, have you told your partner that you are a stallion emperor who writes stallion novels?" Dong Junwan: "I told you, how dare my husband have any objection to me!" Editor B: "You are such an awesome man." Dong Junwan: "You're just as powerful in bed and off the bed... Oh, you're so bad!" Editor B: "That's enough for you..." I sincerely ask for support: Intention: