Note: This article is both vulgar and vulgar, so please don't criticize if you don't like it.
Li: What's your zodiac sign?
Me: I am a gorilla.
Me: So what's your zodiac sign?
Li: I am also a gorilla.
I scoffed, what a lie, there is no such thing as an orangutan in the world.
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Me: I'm in a bad mood. You have so many beautiful girls, but I have nothing. I want to cry, I want to jump off the building, I want to jump off the building!
Li: Honey, can we jump rope? You are so stupid that you will not die from exhaustion even if you climb to the top of the building.
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Me: What should I do if the world ends? When the whole world is destroyed, will I have to turn into a pile of ashes, and the ashes will spread to the east and the west?
Me: Li Dongchen, what were you doing at the last moment of the end of the world? Stealing food? Or take a shower? Or singing or something.
Li: Let me accompany you to see the orangutans.