I looked at him, and her.
Sighed.
The man next to me said, okay, I love you. Fortunately, it was consensual.
I also said, yes, it's okay, I love you too.
He knocked on my head, go there and find a good man like me.
I replied to him, "Go and find a stupid and innocent woman like me."
He smiled, so, luckily, we found them all.