Legend has it that once the second rib on the left chest is broken, the heart will shatter...
Late winter solstice version:
When you were 15 years old, you saw her holding hands with someone, and when you came back, you took off my skirt;
When she was 18 years old, you saw her going to study with others, and when she came back, you executed me on the spot;
When you were 23 years old, you saw her sitting side by side with someone back home, and you proposed to me when you came back;
At the age of 27, the girl you like is going to be single. This time it's me who takes the initiative. Liang Xiamo, let's get a divorce...
Liang Xia's late version:
That's not right...
When you were 15 years old, you asked me to rub your stomach because I was just doing research on your future wife's body structure;
When you were 18 years old, you showed me pornographic movies to seduce me, and I just enjoyed the benefits of being a husband in advance;
When you were 23 years old, didn't you say you wouldn't marry me if you didn't want to get married? How dare I not propose?
At the age of 27, why are you so crazy? Chi Dongzhi, why on earth did you divorce me...
June 1st?
Happy Children's Day to everyone~ Do you want to read the story of Qu Zhi and Wei Hongqi?
Conception:
