Brother Hua - I am such a decent, dedicated, and excellent actor, but I ended up traveling to such a place where no one can shit because of a joke... I messed with whoever I provoked!
Xiaochuan - Oh, I didn't expect someone to wake me up after sleeping for more than seven hundred years. Hahaha, it was the idol Gao Lan who woke me up!
Brother Hua - where are we?
Ogawa - I failed history...
Gao Changgong - You are in Northern Qi now...
Brother Hua & Xiaochuan: Shenma? ? ? ?
Well, a deceptive spoof article has officially begun...