This article tells the story of a frog's hardships on his courtship journey:
Bell: "Hehehehe, frog, what do you want to do to the prince's sister?"
Fran (seriously): "Abduction."
Bell: "Hehe~ The prince is going to kill you!"
So Fran had a knife on his head.
Skylark: "Herbivore, what do you want to do to my Discipline Committee member (pet)?"
Fran (dead fish eyes): "Abduction."
Skylark: "Bite and kill!"
So Fran had a crutch on his head.
Xanxus: "Trash, what do you want to do to my cook?"
Fran (calmly): "Abduction."
Xanxus: "Fuck you trash."
So Fran had a wine bottle and a hole in his head.
Scuvarro: "Scum! What are you going to do to the guy I trained so hard to do the mission?!"
Fran (reaching out to cover his ears): "Abduction."
Scuvarro: "Scum! I'll chop you down!"
So Fran had a sword with a hand on his head.
Bai Lan: "Little Fran, what are you going to do to little Shiya~"
Fran (impatiently): "Abduction."
Bai Lan: "Then I'll give you a mascot~"
So Fran got a bag of marshmallows on his head.
Shia: "Fran, what are you going to do to me?"
Fran (face paralyzed, eyes brightening): "Plop down!"
Shia: "Uh-huh!"
So Fran had Shiya in his arms.
Facts have proved that only by defeating the group of relatives and friends with strength (or being beaten, in any case, passing) can you embrace the beautiful woman.
In short, everyone is happy, everyone is happy!
It means that copywriting is just for smoking~!
The cover is kindly contributed by Zha Xuesang! Zha Xuesang, you are great! . . . I'm really sorry that it took so long to put it up QAQ!
