In the 19th year of the reign of Emperor Kangzhao of the Xingyin Dynasty, in the capital city of Fengyang, a storyteller came to the city. His surname was Chu Mingge, and he called himself Shuo Gongzi (tong "Yue").
This man is so strange, he has a face that charms all living beings, and a smile that captivates the world. He knows everything about the world, but he is willing to shrink down in this small building and make a few small bucks.
What's even more surprising is that this person didn't talk about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Magpie Bridge Party, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang's Hongmen Banquet, or Xu Xian and the White Snake meeting across the broken bridge.
——He only talked about cut sleeves.
As for the storyteller himself, his sleeves are not broken.
If he is not telling stories in restaurants, he must be in brothels.