This article tells the story of a child named Mayonnaise and a child named Chuwuyunkong who struggled with blood and tears in the Internet King (???)
Mayonnaise Girl is natural.
She thought that she would be able to fulfill her Mary Sue complex through time travel, but she was discredited by some shady kids in Net King.
The world is a beautiful place, mayonnaise is natural and idiotic, so you better die, Mr. Egg Yolk.
Q: Why is the heroine called mayonnaise?
A: I just want to tell everyone: not only Hijikata's mayonnaise is dog food...