[Naruto] Strange Flowers Bloom

This is an article about a convulsive girl, Uchiha Nagiri, an outlier who was born in the second tragic family of Uchiha. He is usually crazy and keen on complaining about his career. Uchiha Nagiri is 2 and a half years old, and Uchiha Itachi is almost 3 years old. Xiao Yuan: "Then where do you live? In the forest like me?" "No." Itachi replied coolly, "Whoever is like you is almost like a wild man in the woods. I am much more advanced than you." "Oh, it turns out you live in a cave, but you are much more advanced than me." "..." ==#, "You are so infuriating, how did your parents teach you." "What are mom and dad? Is it fun?" "... Aren't all princesses in fairy tales born from their mothers?" Itachi became anxious. "It turns out they didn't crawl out of the TV." Uchiha Nagiri 5 years old "Brother, what brand of shampoo are you using? Your hair is polished so thoroughly." "Ah uh..." "Minato, you're here." Sandai sighed helplessly, "By the way, these are your teammates." "What, take care of the children, feed them, are there any more challenging tasks?" "You have shiny blond hair. If you look down on people, they will pluck out your eyeballs and wear them as jewels." The round bun's face turned red with anger. "... Sandai, is this really a child?" I hope his child will never become like this... Uchiha Nagito gets up Because the world of self-awareness is too powerful, ordinary alarm clock ringtones cannot wake up the sleeping Kite at all, so Kite is always late for various occasions, large and small, and has been scolded countless times for this. So on a dark and windy murderous night, a certain idiot suddenly thought of a way, and then she successfully upgraded to a masochistic maniac. She successfully modified the alarm clock. This alarm clock will ring three times, and after it ends, it will use infrared rays to scan whether the owner has gotten up. If not, it will automatically discharge high-voltage electricity. As a result, Xiao Yuan was never late again... It was just that she had a round afro every time, and the elders of the clan were not surprised by this. Uchiha Nagiri 9 years old "Are you Uchiha Nagito?" A certain ANBU registration officer looked at the certificate handed over, then looked at the woman standing in front of him, and then checked the information very carefully. "Is there any problem?" "Well, it's nothing. This is your ID. Go next door to get the ninja tool." He pushed up his glasses and told her to leave quickly. "Well, I'm sorry to trouble you." "Wait." "What's wrong?" He turned around lazily. "Your hairstyle is too avant-garde for the task. I suggest you get it trimmed in the next few days..." "..." His face turned dark instantly, "If you hadn't reported so early, how could I be like this!!!!" "Ah, ah?" Uchiha Nagito's ANBU teammate "Hatake Kakashi?" He took a bite of the apple, "This name seems familiar. Have you heard of it somewhere?" He squinted his eyes and thought for a while, "With your black hair turning gray so early and your face looking decadent, are you lying about your age? He must be an uncle. But this face..." He brought his face closer, and suddenly his eyes lit up. "It turns out he's the one who lives above the pork seller. No wonder he's so familiar. Hahahaha... These fish eyes are exactly the same." Uchiha Nagito performs ANBU mission for the first time "What do you want to say?" Kakashi turned around and looked at Kotobi, who had been staring at him for three days. "Actually, I have always had a question. It has been bothering me since the beginning of the mission until now." "Say." "Senior, what is our mission?" "..." Kakashi sighed helplessly, how on earth did she enter the ANBU. He took out a photo from his arms and said, "Go and assassinate this person." "Um... Senior, did you take it by mistake? This photo looks like a photo of your girlfriend when she was young..." "..." Suddenly I felt that talking to this person was a mistake. It would be better to avoid this kind of person. So Kakashi quickened his pace. This is the story of a girl with a genetic mutation who was born into a middle-class family. Although she was endowed with the ability of a universal heroine, she is definitely a heroine who is so lazy that the whole world is angry. The author's cheating is guaranteed, the most posts will be delayed, and the cheating will never be given up! Conception: