Fragment one——
"If the game console and I fall into the water at the same time, who will you save?"
"Save you"
"Why?"
"Because the game console is waterproof."
"..."
"The slip of the tongue is because I love you."
Fragment two:
"If Fuji and I fall into the water at the same time, who will you save?"
"Save you"
"Why?"
"Because Fuji can't die."
"..."
"I was wrong because you are the person I love most."