This morning, after listening to the divination by anchor Yuno, my roommate pulled me aside nervously and said, "Xiao Guo, listen to me. Today anchor Yueno said that people who imitate other people's pretense early in the morning will be in bad luck today!"
"Fuck you, don't come up with such boring excuses to ridicule me. You must know that combing your hair does not mean pretending to be young. Haven't you heard that Chinese style is popular now? This is called Fashion, do you understand Fashion!" I gave Xiao Lin a roll of my eyes and ran to work without looking back.
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Author: Workaholic, loves to complain, and loves to pretend to be young... Now think about Xiao Guo, he has many shortcomings... But I can guarantee the author - Xiao Guo will definitely catch Shenwei!
Xiao Guo: Pretending to be young? ! I really didn't pretend to be young...