Very? Has your wife shrunk?
Very? My wife shrank to 10cm?
Very? Will his wife live with him (pseudo)?
Very? Does your wife not know your identity?
What a mess! What a fuss!
This is more stomach-ache than losing your bank card!
Sister's 101 facial paralysis!
Sister's happy single life!
[Ahem, if you take it seriously, you will lose. This is just a small essay]