Vernacular version copy:
This is a story that should begin with once upon a time there was a mountain. Hello!
Concise copywriting:
This is the story of a second-rate girl and a group of colorful second-rates around her, with a full range of options for you to choose from.
[I think this story should be read by no one...!
Literary edition copy:
——I once thought that I had a firm grasp on everything, but suddenly I found that I could not grasp anything in my hand.
[Please let the authors with incompetent copywriting go. I beg you...!
English version copy:
This is a story about ninefold love song. [Someone come and drag away the author who has never scored 120 points in English...]
All in all, don't take this article too seriously! It would be nice to have some fun o(*￣▽￣*)ブ!
... If you can give me more comments and collections... Then the author can also have fun with you! Having fun alone is not as good as having fun with everyone, right...! You are enough
So, please enjoy reading the article"