Padgett, the trash-talking police officer, was hit to death with a brick while watching the fight...
Christian, a naturally stupid vampire with an extremely weak memory, forgot to check the weather forecast before going out to find food and was sunburned to death...
Joshua, a young man who insisted that he was a mushroom, kicked away the firefighters during a fire in the mental hospital and jumped into the sea of fire to save his beloved wood...
A few weeks after Mushroom's death, the silly fireman Charles was accidentally hit by a tombstone while passing by Mushroom's grave...
In this article, logic does not exist. Actually, I came to the newspaper office.
The protagonist of the illogical and joyful novel is a spoiler. Xipi is the police officer Xiansen/vampire, the fireman/little mushroom... I don't need money, dear.