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I stood in the cherry blossom rain, and the wind blew up my messy chicken coop.
I turned my head and smiled evilly at him, with the corners of my mouth raised, making my mediocre face look even more sexy.
I said: Senior, buy me crabs.
He said: Damn you, I just ate two kilograms yesterday and you are not afraid to hold on!
I can only sigh.
I said: Queque has already been cured by Mary Su and needs to be cured as soon as possible.
He said: What to cure, bite and kill!
I said: Anus and anus, with countless back-attacks, are the Y family in life.
He said: It is my lifelong honor to have a classmate like you who is good at discovering JQ.
I said: Haha, the pineapple head is very interesting~
He said: That's right, it doesn't matter who I am.
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I have twisted the hearts of countless people just because I am too twitchy.
Convulsions... This kind of thing is beyond my control.
Oh God...
Why are they laughing so hard that they are spitting out blood?
If I was the cause of the excessive bleeding, I would never be ashamed!
I'm like a clumsy goose, fluttering...
I will punish the Mary Sues of the world!