Whoever said names can't hurt people, it's all my father's fault. He named me Captain because he wanted me to be as successful as the Governor. I'm so angry that I have to look at my surname when choosing a name! Aren't Governor Yuan the same as "Yuandudu"? I'm a bit fat to begin with, and with this name, wouldn't it kill me? I don't want it.
Whoever said names can't hurt people, it's all my fault for my round-obsessed dad, who said he likes round things, damn! I didn't even think carefully about my last name! Although Wu Aiyuan is not unpleasant to hear, it can also be pronounced as "I love the circle"! People who don't know think I chose the name because I like the fat guy next door? I don't want to like that pig.