Someone said, "My beloved concubine, I know I was wrong."
A certain gentleman: "What crime is your prince guilty of?"
"Well... Well... Concubine, can you please stop kneeling on the washboard, please?"
"Do you have any opinions, Your Majesty?" A certain gentleman said evilly.
"No, what my wife said is right. Some people are so happy when they kneel on the washboard." Someone said flatteringly.