Since I'm wearing it, why can't I even say sadly to the girl next to me: "I've lost my memory..."?
Damn it, why did Mao want to turn me into a deaf and dumb blind girl! ! ! ! !
Well, Shura challenges the first-person Dog Blood Sky Raiven, enter with caution.
In fact, I just want to write a YY article. Since the heroine is a tsundere and awkward, girls who want to see a big girl can take a detour...
Last year's copywriting for the convulsive edition:
If someone told me you would marry someone.
I would smile and listen.
If someone told me you would marry nine times in your life.
Holy shit! ! ! Am I having a seizure? Can water-based popcorn be spread like this? It's not like a beautiful woman brings disaster to a country! ! Then did my eighth and ninth husband marry a woman who has been married so many times because his head was caught in the door? !
If someone told me you would marry the same man nine times in your life.
I wipe it! ! ! Damn it, I must have had my head pinched by the door a thousand times, and kicked ten thousand times by donkeys, mules, horses and dogs, to be able to do such a messy thing like Jinjiang convulsions in the wind, right? ! Also, that man must have a huge problem. Who would believe him if he was not the best?
Romance version copywriting:
Under the cold moonlight, the clouds cover the Chinese panels, the clouds roll over the grass, and the palace is gorgeous.
He stood behind the platform and said with a smile, I will be an unparalleled hero, wearing golden armor and holy clothes, riding on colorful auspicious clouds to marry you, my sweetheart. No matter how many times.
If you don't have the holy robe, you can exchange it for the Mingguang Iron Armor; if you don't have the armor, you can exchange it for a robe; if you don't have the robe, you can exchange for a linen shirt...
If you don't have Xiangyun, you can exchange it for a sweat-blooded BMW; if you don't have a BMW, you can exchange it for an ox-cart; if you don't have an ox-cart, you can still use manpower...
Simply throw the table: Get out of here! Roll as far as you can! Take your gold armor, iron armor, tattered rags, and clouds, horses, oxen, and donkeys!
During the Chinese New Year, updates are unstable, sorry for that.