Not the football at Mary's house next door;
It's not the football that sometimes appears in the Bengley family!
There is no harem king here;
It's even less likely that there will be a Mary Sue and a Tom Sue!
No need to complain that I have few friends;
There will be at least 11!
This is the American Football Department!
I am the minister Zhong Tianhu who only has brains left, and whose only special skills are abdominal distension and brain replenishment!
No su, no harem, this is your youth!