. . . My Shifu said I could write a diary here. . . In fact, I wrote the column just to get a couple of profile pictures with him. . . . If I write an article, I will be photographed to death. . . So I wanted to steal his writing. . . I didn't know he would call me a genius. . . . Um! That's it! I'm suing you, don't threaten me and ask me to try stealing it! Steal it! At worst, I'll pay you with my flesh!