A perverted, facially paralyzed uncle in his thirties, a young man with a sexy pussy.
Young man: "Where are my underwear...???"
Uncle: "Didn't I get eaten by you?"
Young man: "..."
Uncle: "People on your planet also wear underwear?"
Young man: "You are the alien..."
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Why do you need to write copy... Well, in general, it's just a copy that was written out of a sudden thought.