Normal version copy:
Legend has it that the phoenix cannot live on any tree other than the parasol tree.
I once swore that I would take you away, no matter what the cost.
Just like Phoenix, you once said: "This is the period - when I lead my troops out and shine my great Yan, I will come to marry you."
Obscene copy:
He is a unicorn beast, horribly stupid.
When he first transformed into a human, he ran up to me naked and said, "I can walk on two legs!"
A few days later, he still ran up to me naked. I was taking a shower at that time. He covered a certain part of his lower body and said hesitantly: "I'm sick. Look, what is this?"
——Boom.
I felt like a thunderbolt.
"Get out!"
The heroine in this article is a dark and slightly twitchy type, while Nanzhu in this article is a simple and cute type.