Disciple (innocent and cute): Master, aren't you a monk?
Master (carelessly): Yes. How?
Disciple (good boy): A monk cannot talk about love... So, (angrily) Master, please keep your hands calm!
Master (serious): Have you ever seen a monk with long hair?
The apprentice shook his head.
Master: Have you ever seen a monk who eats meat?
The apprentice shook his head.
Master (smiling evilly): That's right. Come, let Master take a bite~~
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