Concise version: A female pig's trotter traveled through time and became a notorious princess. In the process of trying to improve her reputation, a series of JQ happened.
Literary version: Who am I facing before the flowers and under the moon? Suddenly I look back and see that my beloved is on the other side of the water. If the love between two people lasts for a long time, there is no harm in hugging each other. The agreement between life and death is broad, and it is said by Zicheng. Hold your son's hand and go to bed with him.
Shameless version: I am that L'Oreal Paris, you deserve it. If you have a reason to pretend to me, I have the ability to hurt you.
Epiphany version: Reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles; traveling thousands of miles is not as good as reading countless people. When dealing with a man, let him not get what he wants; when dealing with a woman, let her always be satisfied.
This article tries to take a light and humorous route. As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.
The perspective of this article is a bit obscene, the tone is a bit unruly, and the behavior is a bit slutty, but the female pig's feet are still fair and upright, and they can be exposed to the sun and can withstand the test of the scorching sun.
Solemn reminder: This article is suspected of being YY. If there is any similarity, grab a lightning rod and consider yourself unlucky!
This article has NP and specificity. (Hide your face and run away).
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