Embarrassing article.
Fujoshi time travel.
Mei Xiaoyou spat out a mouthful of old blood: "Zhuhai, you idiot woman, you can't find such a perfect man through centuries. You actually rejected him. Did you know that Lao Zhi has been secretly in love with him for 10 years? Damn, Lao Zhi wants to break up with you! You sister, please return my meal card, CD, and all the sanitary napkins you borrowed yesterday! Don't say you know me from now on!" After that, he bumped his butt hard against Zhu Hai...
So, Zhuhai traveled through time: "Nah! This is the first time I've read time travel novels in so many years and encountered a time-travel swap!"
All he could think about was how to hit the back of the head with a brick.