The thing that Dong Xiaozhuo hates most in her life is her own name: Dong Xiaozhuo. People often pointed at others and pointed at her and said, "Isn't that the treacherous minister Dong Zhuo!?" These were all jokes made by her best friend on her, but... Why was she so upset? ! The hardest thing about Dong Xiaozhuo, who has always been sharp-tongued, is that no one has fallen in love with her until she has lived to her thirties, because there are always people around her who are fond of her. Dong Zhuo--... In addition, her parents divorced when she was young, and she is the only one left in that cold family. Her parents send thousands of yuan every month, so she has no worries about food and drink... Should Xiaozhuo be sad? Or should I be sad? But despite this, Xiao Zhuo never gets discouraged! She vowed that she would make her miserable life even more miserable! This allows a lot of handsome guys to sympathize with me!
But... This time she really wanted to get to the top, even if there was a handsome guy, it wouldn't help - -~
Dong Xiaozhuo unknowingly traveled to a world where transvestites are prevalent. She changed from a 32-year-old "Obasan" to a 16-year-old young and beautiful girl ~ and she was so pretty ~ ~ But - -! This is not the point! The point is that she changed from a very normal person to a very abnormal cat, a cat that can transform into a human form... [God! ! I don't eat mice! !
This is not the most painful thing - the most painful thing is that the cat father and mother in the family actually ordered the cat not to eat meat after the age of 16! Why? ! I'm not allowed to eat meat when I come here? ! In that wonderful modern age, I can't live without meat for a day... God...] The reason is: Once upon a time, there was a Taoist priest with boundless power who came to the delivery room at the moment Xiao Zhuo was born and said: "This catwoman must not eat meat after she is 16 years old, otherwise there will be a big disaster in the future! Remember, remember!" [By wool? !
Fortunately, Xiao Zhuo's name after time travel is still Dong Xiaozhuo, and fortunately no one has seen the Three Kingdoms in this life~~, Xiao Zhuo is really happy~~, but he can't eat meat, and Xiao Zhuo can't be happy anymore TAT. In order to let the cat father and the human mother let him eat meat, Xiao Zhuo wanted to make money and eat it secretly - or to please the two elders... Xiao Zhuo started his entrepreneurial journey. Before Xiao Zhuo, Xiao Zhuo fantasized about opening a "sex toy shop" every day. In this life, she finally realized this great dream!
Because of selling sexy bras, she met the rabbit demon Lu Feiwan.
She met the Heavenly Master Zhuge Qing because of selling the device for enlarging the vagina.
She met Ma Jing and Sima Yao because she sold men's underwear.
Because she sells slim stockings, she met Kong Zhe Jianming, the son of a dragon.
Because of selling breast enhancement medicine, she met a mysterious man... Ruo Buqing.
...... God, you can make my miserable life even more miserable... TAT.