"Lord God, why did you choose me?" Ji Xiaoyou was depressed.
"Hmm~ Because it's you~~"
"..."
"Lord God, why is my main mission to fall in love?" Ji Xiaoyou was speechless.
"Ah yes, because God is happy~~"
"..."
"Lord God, you scumbag scumbag scumbag sufferer!!"
"Well, how do you know that this god is the one who accepted it?~~"
"..."
"Lord God, can you let me go?~"
"No way~~"
"Lord God, I must kill you first!!"
"Ah, well, let's see if you have that ability~ Also, find a man when the time comes~ I don't like women~~"
"... The Lord God is a bastard!! 0.0"
This is Ji Xiaoyou's path of failure.
This is the Lord God's twisted path of revenge.
This is the author's way of writing articles out of his head.
Ji Xiaoyou, there are always failures on the road to success, Amen.
Ji Xiaoyou, you have to know that every successful birdie will have a pig crying next to him 0.0
Ji Xiaoyou, you also need to know that you can only be that pig now~~
The main plot of this article has an unstable atmosphere, some are hilarious, some are dark, and some are drama. .
You have to believe that the author is definitely a hard-working child who has experienced the ups and downs of Mary Sue.
You have to believe that the author is an embarrassing and cute person.
You have to believe that the main thread of this article is definitely to attract attention and not Mary Sue~
Don't believe it? Please look at my sincere eyes~~
——Collect this article.