Copywriting
The younger sister married the elder brother.
My brother found a boyfriend.
Yue Lao tied a red thread for his brother and sister.
The god of love used arrows to skewer his brother and his boyfriend into grilled chicken wings.
Santa Claus gave the Christmas spirit as a gift to them.
Eventually, they got married, but not before going to a funeral because someone had died.
If such copywriting is also copywriting...^=^