When I was 13 years old, my senior brother said to me: "Xue'er, if a man drools in your face, don't be polite and punch him away."
So that afternoon, I beat three men away in one breath: senior brother, second senior brother, and master.
When I was 14 years old, my second senior brother said to me: "Xue'er, if someone kisses you, you have to kiss him too."
So that afternoon, before the second senior brother's lips could touch my face, he was beaten into a pig's head by the senior senior brother and master.
When I was 15 years old, my master said to me: "Xue'er, you don't need to be so diligent about bathing. From now on, you can bathe once a year."
So that afternoon, the eldest brother and the second brother stood guard at the entrance of the tunnel with a kitchen knife. The master hid inside and refused to come out while shouting "Deceive the master and destroy the ancestor".
When I was 16 years old, my senior brother looked at me and said sadly: "Xue'er, if a man drools in your face, don't punch him, just kick him lightly."
So that afternoon, Master rewarded Senior Brother with a roasted chicken leg in recognition of his compassion.
When I was 17 years old, my senior brother, my second senior brother and my master sighed all afternoon at my stewed braised hoof legs. Finally, my master said: "Xue'er, you can go down the mountain."
Reader comments
Meet the parents~ Actually, I'm just here to improve my scores. .
Can you please finish writing the rescue in one go? Otherwise, it's better to send it all at once! Here's to the sad post-wen party.
Finally came back Bird~Spread flowers~~
You're back, but you haven't seen me since. Is it really updated every day?
Who is Yi Twelve? ? Does anyone know it? ?
Suddenly I realized that I forgot to leave a comment! Confused
Does this uncle actually exist?
Author, where is your conscience?
Is it really Hisoka-kun? . . I won't tell you how I like this HEN TAI, as a staunch brother-in-law. . I'm shaken, damn it, no, I have to correct my world view, Nissan sama is too high! Author Sang, please let Nissan go for a ride
One chapter a day is really not enough, Feng Da, do you want to continue writing your Night Journey in Brocade?
Meet the parents~ Actually, I'm just here to improve my scores. .
Can you please finish writing the rescue in one go? Otherwise, it's better to send it all at once! Here's to the sad post-wen party.
Finally came back Bird~Spread flowers~~
You're back, but you haven't seen me since. Is it really updated every day?
Who is Yi Twelve? ? Does anyone know it? ?
Suddenly I realized that I forgot to leave a comment! Confused
Does this uncle actually exist?
Author, where is your conscience?
Is it really Hisoka-kun? . . I won't tell you how I like this HEN TAI, as a staunch brother-in-law. . I'm shaken, damn it, no, I have to correct my world view, Nissan sama is too high! Author Sang, please let Nissan go for a ride
One chapter a day is really not enough, Feng Da, do you want to continue writing your Night Journey in Brocade?