The Captive Story of Oiran

Copywriting one: The little maid with her penis in her waist pointed angrily at the man in strange clothes and drooling on the ground like a nymphomaniac: "Miss, the latrine in our building was smashed by this man~" "Oh~ how much money was lost, let her pay for it..." In a lazy tone. "But, miss, this person is penniless..." "Hmm~ Then~ pull him down and sell himself to pay off the debt..." "But, miss, the manager said that this person has no talent or appearance. If he buys it, it will ruin the reputation of our building..." "..." "Dao Zi, Master Xuan will invite young lady to visit the lake tomorrow..." The little maid looked full of yearning. "Oh~" Holding the foot washing water, he was about to go out. He took a step and came to his senses: "Xiao Cui'er, who is Mr. Xuan?" "What, you don't know??" Shocked. "Well..." "Speaking of which, Mr. Xuan, he is more elegant and suave than Pan An... Among the many admirers of the young lady, he is the most suitable for the young lady..." "Oh..." Nodded and slumped his shoulders: "I'll give the lady foot-washing water..." Copywriting two: "Who are you?" The voice trembled slightly! "I am the 72nd generation descendant of the famous Caihua Sect, Xiao Bao'er!" After the man waving the small folding fan finished speaking, he said angrily: "Who are you?" "Me? Tingfeng Pavilion's oiran orders the maid..." "What~~Huh~~I'm just telling you, how come the oiran lady has such virtue~~Let me ask you, which room is this oiran from Tingfeng Pavilion in?" "Tian... Tianzi Room No. 1." "Oh hehehe... Okay, Oiran sister, I'm here~" Copywriting three: "You kidnapped the slave... Slave's family. What on earth... Are you going to do?" "Haha... Do you like me?" "I... I don't know... Ugh!" "But the way you look at me makes me feel that you like me." Copy four: "Asshole! What is your purpose in kidnapping me? Bold bandit, don't you know that I am a secret guard appointed by the current emperor?" "Oh? Are you a secret guard? So your kung fu must be very high?" "Nonsense! This young master is the number one in martial arts in the current dynasty, and his kung fu is naturally unrivaled." "Very good! Very good!" The man suddenly knelt down and held the young master's hand. "No matter what, please fight me!" Copy five: "Nanny, I want to drink milk!" A lingering voice sounded. "Your Majesty, you are already over 20 years old, why do you still drink milk?" "No, I want to drink the wet nurse's milk." A figure quickly rushed in front of another person, and then pressed the small body under him. "Your Majesty... Well... You can't do this... Ah..." "Nanny! Nanny! I want to drink your milk for the rest of my life." Copywriting six: "Sir, the shop is closed. Please go back and rest early." "Haha, where did this handsome young man come from? Come here and let me take a look." Xiaosheng walked over slowly, biting his lower lip with his white teeth, and holding the corners of his clothes uneasily with his white hands. "This... This young man, the shop really has no wine to drink." "Haha, then... It's not bad to eat you."