Regular version:
very simple
I went to the zoo with my classmates. Unfortunately, I stepped on ape excrement, fell, and was reborn.
I am 14 years old again, working hard to lose weight and study hard!
Yuan Yan: I want to be a soldier! I want to find a king of soldiers to be my husband!
Ye Zheyao: Yuanyuan, marry me.
Yuan Yan: I want to lose weight! Only in this way can I satisfy my desire to be held by the princess!
Ye Zheyao: Yuanyuan, you don't have to worry about this if you marry me.
Literary version:
we fight side by side
we rely on each other
we fell in love at first sight
We stay together forever
believe me
I love you
believe me
I love you
believe me
I'm crazy about you
We are soldiers, soldiers for the country and the people
We are soldiers, soldiers who bleed without shedding tears
We are soldiers, soldiers who never abandon, never give up
Likewise, we protect each other.
Incompetent copywriter?? Eh??