She: "Can I live without you wherever I can see it?"
He: "You are my wife, and I will always stand behind you."
She: "Do you want to say that you are blind or that I am deaf?"
He: "It's okay, as long as you're not blind."
Her: "..."
She: "Don't you think a piece of white paper is very thin? How about putting some clothes on it?"
Him: "..."
She: "Since you want to marry me so much, let's go get a red book."
He: "Do you want to have a child with me legitimately?"
Her: "..."