Yue Ye: Others traveled through time and became beauties, while I traveled through time and became a stone. People compete for a breath, and stones compete for a piece of land. Small stones also need to live a different "stone" life. Ke Ke medicine, practice leveling, PK monsters, enter the arena; form a team, download dungeons, fight bosses, open treasure chests; hold Pangu on the left, hold the Dragon God on the right, take the phoenix, and chase the Emperor Xi. Sing this little song and practice together. Uh-huh~ You understand! This is the legend of my little stone.
Audience: It's not Nai's fault that he turned into stone, but it's Nai's fault that he attracted a group of great gods. Fight monsters and talk about "love". Let the stones fly!
Fuxi: The moon is the cinnabar mole on my heart.
The crowd interrupted impatiently: She was once a grain of rice sticky on your clothes.
Pangu: I have been reincarnated for ten generations just to be with you, and because of a strange combination of circumstances, I just want to be with you in life and death.
Phoenix: In the first half, Xiaoyue and I are skin-to-skin. You have me in the mud, and I have you in the mud. In the second half, I chopped down immortals and gods for Xiaoyue to create a better era together.
Dragon God: Yue is mine and can only be mine.
Author: This is a story about Xiaobai who traveled through time and became a jade stone.
Audience: Hmm? Jade?
Author: This is a time travel article.
Crowd: Pia~ We have eyes!
Author: This is a cultivation article that travels to the world of martial arts.
Audience: Pia again! Is this martial arts?
The author covered his face with his hands: Wow~ This is a pseudo-cultivation, pure BG time travel, and 1V1 story cloaked in myth. It starts with a quasi-loli traveling through time and becoming a stone... Bala... Bala...
Public outrage: Stop rambling! You've finished speaking here, what else are you looking at? Get away from us as far as your thoughts go.
The author covered his face and burst into tears.
Everyone…far eyes~