This book has been published by Chongqing Publishing House.
A handful of uncooked rice, a bowl of cooked rice, and a leftover steak. These three items are not things in the kitchen, but three people.
A simple woman who often drools when she sees handsome men, a nonsensical ruffian man, and a popular lover who keeps having romantic encounters. What kind of story will the three of them deduce when they come together?
Love can be romantic, humorous, or realistic. Whether you have laughed or cried over it, as long as you never forget this love, then it is moving.
This article follows the line of cold humor, permeating all tastes of life while talking and laughing.
Reader comments
This is basically my favorite BG article. This article has been completed elsewhere.
Hahaha, a man who can make people laugh is a good man, and an article that can make people laugh is a good article! The more difficult one is no nonsense, no procrastination, classic text!
I don't know how to describe the heroine, she feels like a holy mother
This is so fake. Is there something wrong with the heroine's brain?
Is it possible to keep making friends like this?
I also clearly know that such a person is a bad friend.
People who do nothing but use you and don't treat you as a friend at all
As soon as I make a phone call, I'll be there
Either he hit his head and went crazy, or there is something wrong with his brain itself.
It's really strange that the male protagonist would fall in love with such a woman.
Are you going to get married in the future? That A Cai said, I like your husband
Just give her your husband and house!
This is a very good article that I read recently. I really appreciate the author's humorous writing style, and many of his insights are very sharp and unique. The heroine is neither a novice nor omnipotent, and can be considered unique. However, in the end, cooked rice is the essence of this article.
It's a pity that the second part of the article starts to show the classic bloody plot. The second male lead got sick and had to leave Shenma Di. I really can't afford to be hurt. I think it's better for an alien to take the second male lead away.
Please forgive me for feeling resentful when I see a rare good article being squandered in a bloody way.
Plot, plot, oh, is it really not bloody or romantic, ORZ
BTW, I'm still very optimistic about Dada's future articles.
Zsdfdgd f
It's so beautiful. The author needs to update it quickly.
My favorite book, the male protagonist has such a lovely personality, I still miss it almost ten years later haha, I hope I can encounter something similar~
There are two major highlights of the book: passages of exquisite comments, and the wise and affectionate male protagonist Shu Fan.
Classic excerpts:
◆The cooked rice in a suit talked eloquently on the podium: "When it comes to Lin Huiyin, the first thing that everyone thinks of may be her scandal with Xu Zhimo, and they never tire of it. What does this mean? It means that everyone likes to read rosy news."
The students in the audience burst into laughter.
The cooked rice continued: "It also shows that the power of hype is very powerful. Many people think that among the men who have appeared in Lin Huiyin's life, Xu Zhimo is the one who loves her the most. In fact, that is not right. Her husband Liang Sicheng should be the one who loves her the most. Think about it, everyone, what happens to your wife with other men? The scandal was spread all over the world, but he has always supported and respected his wife. It is estimated that few men can have this kind of mind nowadays. Therefore, I think the man who loves her most in Lin Huiyin's life is not Xu Zhimo, but Liang Sicheng. "
Suddenly, the familiar gaze came over from the podium. He pointed at me who was sitting in the back row and said, "That classmate wearing a hat, do you have any questions to ask me?"
I risked my life: "Teacher Shu, (why is this title so awkward?) Lin Huiyin has become her last song. She has been fixed in that page of history and is respected by the world. However, I would like to ask: If you use the men who have appeared in Lin Huiyin's life to describe it, Teacher Shu, who do you think you are more like?"
The cooked rice patted the chalk dust in his hand, and his body was as tall and straight as a green pine: "Jin Yuelin."
The cooked rice took a deep breath: "Jin Yuelin is also a swan song. He has been fixed in that page of history. Even if I want to learn from him, I can't reach his level. However, I understand a truth from him: love, whether it is life or death, whether it is fighting for it or not giving up, whether it is staying together or leaving, whether it is admitting or denying it, this is love."
◆ A man is a piece of bedding, but the key is how many women are using this bedding at the same time, one or several. Another point is that this bedding has a mouth. He can tell many touching words of love in your ear, and he can also say stupid things that make you sad.
If I am looking for a man just to warm my bed, I would rather buy an electric blanket.
◆I looked at the dazzling fireworks in the sky, and suddenly I remembered a sentence I had seen somewhere: "She is lonelier than fireworks." Such a beautiful thing has attracted the attention of the world, why is it said that she is lonely?
I couldn't resist it, so I said: "Su Dongpo has a saying: 'It's too cold in high places.'" The word "cold" means loneliness. Fireworks bloom at such a high place, so they will also feel "cold" and lonely. Then there is "She is lonelier than fireworks". "
Cooked rice is cooked rice, and you can cook it in a clear and logical way.
"Is there any other non-literary explanation? "
The cooked rice pulled up the hat behind his back and rubbed his nose: "There is a kind of woman in this world called fireworks women. They are as beautiful as fireworks and attract people's attention, but they are just a recreational thing for men. No one is sincere to them. After the song is over, they What she has to endure is the boundless loneliness and the incomprehension of the world. Even though she is full of worries, she has no way to put her. Such a woman is lonely. If a woman is said to be "lonelier than fireworks" from this perspective, it means that this woman is emotionally neglected and not taken seriously. "
◆Marriage is a banquet, and it will break up sooner or later. Even those couples who grow old together still break up because of death, even if they are separated by heaven and earth.
◆Teacher Shu said: It is easy to please mm, just praise her as a princess. If mm is pretty, say she is as beautiful as a princess. If mm is ordinary, say she has temperament like a princess. If mm is ugly, say she has a good heart like a princess. If mm has a bad temper, say she is a savage princess. All in all, women like it when men call her like a princess. If you say that, she will remember you forever. And he also said that he once said that a woman was not a princess, and she got kicked by that woman!
◆Being attracted by a beautiful woman is called luck, being attracted by a dinosaur is called disaster. If the dinosaur happens to have a good background and you dare not offend it head-on, then it is doomed.
◆The cooked rice blew out a smoke ring in the air: "Yes, I am not a few years older, but I can call you 'child', not because I am a teacher, but because I am mentally more mature than you." Even though you are twenty-two years old now, based on your current behavior, you are indeed still a child. "
"It's really rich" didn't say anything, but it could be seen that he was a little unconvinced.
The cooked rice continued: "Isn't it because your girlfriend is having sex with another boy behind your back, right? But in the end, your girlfriend chooses you over him, which proves that in your girlfriend's eyes, you are better than that boy. "
"I'm a bastard! "
"Then let me ask you: Do you still want to get along with your girlfriend? "
"Of course not, I will never want this kind of woman. "
The cooked rice said: "Yeah, since you don't want her anymore, she won't be your girlfriend in the future, so why are you sad? "
"I... I was so good to her... How could she do this to me? "I'm so rich." He blew his nose, wiped it on the bark of the tree next to him, and wiped his fingers on his fake brand-name shoes.
Cooked Rice took out another pack of tissues from his pocket and handed it over. This time "Really Rich" took it. "Yes, you are good to your girlfriend, and she must know it, otherwise, she wouldn't choose you over that boy, right? What she did may have hurt you, but you might as well think about it from another perspective: she was pursuing something she wanted, but her method was wrong. Let's assume again, if today, your girlfriend comes to you and says: Zhen Youqian, I have fallen in love with someone else, let's break up! What will happen to you? "
"I... I don't know. "
"Men love to argue, so do you think: I must compete with that boy and win her back? "
"It's possible. "
The cooked rice clapped his hands: "That's right, now it means that she has already come back before you go to grab her, right? "
"Yes... No, no... Nor, yes..." "So Rich" banged his forehead desperately and shook his head from side to side, "You confused me. "
*****The dividing line between dross***
◆The second male lead, whom the heroine calls leftover steak, falls in love with him despite knowing that he has a one-night stand with another woman every day, and compares him to Shu Fan. The next paragraph almost made me throw up!
"Shenmi, do you think I'm dirty? "Zhan Steak asked me, very nervous and uneasy, his lips pressed into a line, and he looked at my expression nervously.
What is chastity? Finger or soul? In this era where enjoyment is paramount and desire is rampant, who can count how many people the lover in his arms has relied on? Who can guarantee 100% that when the partner sleeping underneath him closes his eyes, the person he is thinking about is not someone else?
And which one do you care about?
I stretched out my hand and touched the distressed eyes of Leftover Steak with the index finger of my right hand: "No, you have already cleaned yourself up from the moment you fell in love with me. "
◆The heroine clearly knows that A Cai and Luo Lan are not good friends, but she repeatedly pretends to be a virgin
◆For some inexplicable reason, the heroine shares a hotel room with the second male lead, who is a guy who thinks with his lower body. The author repeatedly beautifies him, but he is nothing more than a decent playboy. In reality, sisters must not imitate this!
This is basically my favorite BG article. This article has been completed elsewhere.
Hahaha, a man who can make people laugh is a good man, and an article that can make people laugh is a good article! The more difficult one is no nonsense, no procrastination, classic text!
I don't know how to describe the heroine, she feels like a holy mother This is so fake. Is there something wrong with the heroine's brain? Is it possible to keep making friends like this? I also clearly know that such a person is a bad friend. People who do nothing but use you and don't treat you as a friend at all As soon as I make a phone call, I'll be there Either he hit his head and went crazy, or there is something wrong with his brain itself. It's really strange that the male protagonist would fall in love with such a woman. Are you going to get married in the future? That A Cai said, I like your husband Just give her your husband and house!
This is a very good article that I read recently. I really appreciate the author's humorous writing style, and many of his insights are very sharp and unique. The heroine is neither a novice nor omnipotent, and can be considered unique. However, in the end, cooked rice is the essence of this article. It's a pity that the second part of the article starts to show the classic bloody plot. The second male lead got sick and had to leave Shenma Di. I really can't afford to be hurt. I think it's better for an alien to take the second male lead away. Please forgive me for feeling resentful when I see a rare good article being squandered in a bloody way. Plot, plot, oh, is it really not bloody or romantic, ORZ BTW, I'm still very optimistic about Dada's future articles.
Zsdfdgd f
It's so beautiful. The author needs to update it quickly.
My favorite book, the male protagonist has such a lovely personality, I still miss it almost ten years later haha, I hope I can encounter something similar~
There are two major highlights of the book: passages of exquisite comments, and the wise and affectionate male protagonist Shu Fan. Classic excerpts: ◆The cooked rice in a suit talked eloquently on the podium: "When it comes to Lin Huiyin, the first thing that everyone thinks of may be her scandal with Xu Zhimo, and they never tire of it. What does this mean? It means that everyone likes to read rosy news." The students in the audience burst into laughter. The cooked rice continued: "It also shows that the power of hype is very powerful. Many people think that among the men who have appeared in Lin Huiyin's life, Xu Zhimo is the one who loves her the most. In fact, that is not right. Her husband Liang Sicheng should be the one who loves her the most. Think about it, everyone, what happens to your wife with other men? The scandal was spread all over the world, but he has always supported and respected his wife. It is estimated that few men can have this kind of mind nowadays. Therefore, I think the man who loves her most in Lin Huiyin's life is not Xu Zhimo, but Liang Sicheng. " Suddenly, the familiar gaze came over from the podium. He pointed at me who was sitting in the back row and said, "That classmate wearing a hat, do you have any questions to ask me?" I risked my life: "Teacher Shu, (why is this title so awkward?) Lin Huiyin has become her last song. She has been fixed in that page of history and is respected by the world. However, I would like to ask: If you use the men who have appeared in Lin Huiyin's life to describe it, Teacher Shu, who do you think you are more like?" The cooked rice patted the chalk dust in his hand, and his body was as tall and straight as a green pine: "Jin Yuelin." The cooked rice took a deep breath: "Jin Yuelin is also a swan song. He has been fixed in that page of history. Even if I want to learn from him, I can't reach his level. However, I understand a truth from him: love, whether it is life or death, whether it is fighting for it or not giving up, whether it is staying together or leaving, whether it is admitting or denying it, this is love." ◆ A man is a piece of bedding, but the key is how many women are using this bedding at the same time, one or several. Another point is that this bedding has a mouth. He can tell many touching words of love in your ear, and he can also say stupid things that make you sad. If I am looking for a man just to warm my bed, I would rather buy an electric blanket. ◆I looked at the dazzling fireworks in the sky, and suddenly I remembered a sentence I had seen somewhere: "She is lonelier than fireworks." Such a beautiful thing has attracted the attention of the world, why is it said that she is lonely? I couldn't resist it, so I said: "Su Dongpo has a saying: 'It's too cold in high places.'" The word "cold" means loneliness. Fireworks bloom at such a high place, so they will also feel "cold" and lonely. Then there is "She is lonelier than fireworks". " Cooked rice is cooked rice, and you can cook it in a clear and logical way. "Is there any other non-literary explanation? " The cooked rice pulled up the hat behind his back and rubbed his nose: "There is a kind of woman in this world called fireworks women. They are as beautiful as fireworks and attract people's attention, but they are just a recreational thing for men. No one is sincere to them. After the song is over, they What she has to endure is the boundless loneliness and the incomprehension of the world. Even though she is full of worries, she has no way to put her. Such a woman is lonely. If a woman is said to be "lonelier than fireworks" from this perspective, it means that this woman is emotionally neglected and not taken seriously. " ◆Marriage is a banquet, and it will break up sooner or later. Even those couples who grow old together still break up because of death, even if they are separated by heaven and earth. ◆Teacher Shu said: It is easy to please mm, just praise her as a princess. If mm is pretty, say she is as beautiful as a princess. If mm is ordinary, say she has temperament like a princess. If mm is ugly, say she has a good heart like a princess. If mm has a bad temper, say she is a savage princess. All in all, women like it when men call her like a princess. If you say that, she will remember you forever. And he also said that he once said that a woman was not a princess, and she got kicked by that woman! ◆Being attracted by a beautiful woman is called luck, being attracted by a dinosaur is called disaster. If the dinosaur happens to have a good background and you dare not offend it head-on, then it is doomed. ◆The cooked rice blew out a smoke ring in the air: "Yes, I am not a few years older, but I can call you 'child', not because I am a teacher, but because I am mentally more mature than you." Even though you are twenty-two years old now, based on your current behavior, you are indeed still a child. " "It's really rich" didn't say anything, but it could be seen that he was a little unconvinced. The cooked rice continued: "Isn't it because your girlfriend is having sex with another boy behind your back, right? But in the end, your girlfriend chooses you over him, which proves that in your girlfriend's eyes, you are better than that boy. " "I'm a bastard! " "Then let me ask you: Do you still want to get along with your girlfriend? " "Of course not, I will never want this kind of woman. " The cooked rice said: "Yeah, since you don't want her anymore, she won't be your girlfriend in the future, so why are you sad? " "I... I was so good to her... How could she do this to me? "I'm so rich." He blew his nose, wiped it on the bark of the tree next to him, and wiped his fingers on his fake brand-name shoes. Cooked Rice took out another pack of tissues from his pocket and handed it over. This time "Really Rich" took it. "Yes, you are good to your girlfriend, and she must know it, otherwise, she wouldn't choose you over that boy, right? What she did may have hurt you, but you might as well think about it from another perspective: she was pursuing something she wanted, but her method was wrong. Let's assume again, if today, your girlfriend comes to you and says: Zhen Youqian, I have fallen in love with someone else, let's break up! What will happen to you? " "I... I don't know. " "Men love to argue, so do you think: I must compete with that boy and win her back? " "It's possible. " The cooked rice clapped his hands: "That's right, now it means that she has already come back before you go to grab her, right? " "Yes... No, no... Nor, yes..." "So Rich" banged his forehead desperately and shook his head from side to side, "You confused me. " *****The dividing line between dross*** ◆The second male lead, whom the heroine calls leftover steak, falls in love with him despite knowing that he has a one-night stand with another woman every day, and compares him to Shu Fan. The next paragraph almost made me throw up! "Shenmi, do you think I'm dirty? "Zhan Steak asked me, very nervous and uneasy, his lips pressed into a line, and he looked at my expression nervously. What is chastity? Finger or soul? In this era where enjoyment is paramount and desire is rampant, who can count how many people the lover in his arms has relied on? Who can guarantee 100% that when the partner sleeping underneath him closes his eyes, the person he is thinking about is not someone else? And which one do you care about? I stretched out my hand and touched the distressed eyes of Leftover Steak with the index finger of my right hand: "No, you have already cleaned yourself up from the moment you fell in love with me. " ◆The heroine clearly knows that A Cai and Luo Lan are not good friends, but she repeatedly pretends to be a virgin ◆For some inexplicable reason, the heroine shares a hotel room with the second male lead, who is a guy who thinks with his lower body. The author repeatedly beautifies him, but he is nothing more than a decent playboy. In reality, sisters must not imitate this!