Xiao Ai: Colonel, what is your identity in this article?
Chu Xuan: [expressionless] Teacher.
Xiao Ai: ...[Stiff for a few seconds and continue asking] So what is your mission?
Chu Xuan: [Pushing glasses] I chose an outstanding class teacher.
Xiao Ai: ... Excellent... Excellent class teacher? [Looking back at the doll after being frightened] Can I regret becoming a reporter?
Doll: No
Xiao Ai: ...[Then turned stiffly and turned back, spurting blood. He took the tissue from the doll and wiped the blood before turning to Adam] The wise man of the Celestial Team... What is your identity in this article? [Why I want to be a reporter]
Adam: [Slightly curling up the corners of his mouth and smiling brightly but with a strong sense of resentment] Engineer of the human soul.
Xiao Ai: Children, ambulance... [Continue the interview half-dead] The senior colonel of the Demon Team... [Weakly panting and taking the opportunity to change the question] What do you think the purpose of this article is?
Clone Chu Xuan: [Look at the doll behind Xiao Ai] The campus life of the three teams, Zhongzhou Team, Tianshen Team and Devil Team, is gay. Is the author's bad taste...
Doll: [all kinds of cold sweats and shaking]
Xiao Ai: [Looking at the doll] I feel mentally balanced~ [Sigh]
This is a Honkai Impact article~ You will be familiar with it if you want to steam it... Please do not reprint new unpopular articles... Children, I need motivation~ The scam products are not guaranteed as always... So be cautious about jumping into the trap? [Facepalm] I'm actually confused as to whether it's BG, BL, or... OTZ... There's no lower limit to my character. So please feel free to give your suggestions~
I beg for comments, support, and cover...