"The first time, you told me that I could travel through time by hanging myself. As a result, I hung on the beam and struggled for a long time without success, and ended up with a fractured cervical spine!"
Xiao Ai raised her neck, which was wrapped in thick bandages.
"The second time, you told me that you could cross over by jumping into a river to commit suicide. As a result, when I was about to faint from the pain of choking on the water, a tortoise jumped out of nowhere and bit me, which woke me up from the pain!"
She pointed angrily at her right butt.
"The third time, you told me that you cut the safety belt in half when climbing the cliff, and you fell freely during the climb. As a result, I jumped down, and the safety belt was so tight that it couldn't hold on. I hung on the cliff for a long time and was almost dried out!"
She frowned and was dissatisfied with her dry skin. How would she seduce those handsome guys after traveling through time?
She strode up to him and pointed at his chest, "You have to be responsible for me!"
"Yeah."
Huh? What did he say? He said he was responsible for her? ! ! !
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