I am an ordinary 16-year-old girl.
God's secretary must have mixed up some documents and made a serious mistake. As a result, I had an unprecedented "extraordinary state" in my ordinary life of 16 years old.
What? ! The fortune teller turned out to be a 5 or 6 year old kid? ! Isn't it a money scam? ?
What? ! I actually traveled through time and became a rich lady? ! And this little kid is actually the intermediary for 1001 successful cases of time-travel love? ?
What? ! "I" have good facial features, comeliness and refinement, yet I am regarded as the ugliest person in the entire dynasty? ? Ancient people's fashion sense was very problematic! !
Okay, okay, I get it, this is the Tang Dynasty... The Tang Dynasty that regarded little fat pigs as beautiful... Hey... I know, the commission I paid is relatively small, but there is no need to treat me like this... Anyway, I also treated you to a lollipop, even though it fell on the ground... I also shared my comic book with you! Although the pages with pornographic scenes are missing...
Hey, don't leave. At most, I'll pay you 10 yuan more. Tell me the address of the space-time tunnel~~
Hey, you really left. Let me tell you, I'm going to complain to you at the Consumer Council! ! How can you leave consumers alone in a dangerous place? ? Ah, no, I should have complained to the tourism bureau... The people in "my" family really wanted to kill me. I didn't want to die in another country...
Wuwuwuwuwuwu, you really left. I wanted to say that I had to pay another 20 yuan... I won't tell you anymore. My house has access control. I have to hurry back and hurry up. Let's chat when we have time~