The Witch Confuses the World

"Oh my god, no, oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"" He stood on the tree pointing at the sky and yelling angrily for an hour! This is my daily required course, OTZ~ As for the reason, ahem, okay! God, you made me travel through time without knowing anything, and I don't blame you, but you damn thing, you actually let me cross into this world-famous slut, an unparalleled femme fatale, how can I survive? ! No! I haven't had a good time this day. I need to collect some gold, silver, and emerald agate. Run away quickly! By the way, I kidnap an innocent little boy, find a paradise, and live a happy life... Hey, hey! Why are you chasing each other? If I can't afford to offend you, why can't I hide? I run~ ———————————— He: His handsome celestial figure is like a snow lotus on the Tianshan Mountains, proud of the wind and frost, pure and free of any impurities. "Snow lotus! I found the antidote and can save you!" A certain woman excitedly rushed to the handsome man with a small bottle. The handsome man glanced sideways: "How many more mice have been poisoned to death?" A certain woman hesitated: "Just... Just... Just two..." … He: Cynical, but handsome and unrestrained, his whereabouts are extremely mysterious, and the dragon never sees its end. "Hey! Why are you always staring at my face?" A certain woman felt a little uncomfortable, then touched her face and sighed: "Being beautiful is also a mistake...". The handsome man didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he took out a mirror and said, "Look who is this one with the beard?" A certain woman said: "Ouch, ouch -" … Him: A golden mask isolates him from the world, and a pair of extremely charming eyes that can never be guessed. "I said... Brother City Lord... Can we refuse?" A certain woman blinked her charming eyes and pretended to be innocent. The corners of the handsome man's lips slightly raised in an evil arc, and he half-smiled: "Okay... But you have to walk out of this door sideways..." A certain woman immediately got on her knees: "Young man, even if you go up mountains of swords and down seas of fire, you won't hesitate!" … He: He is so enchanting that even women want to feel inferior and die after looking at him. With a glance of his charming slender beautiful eyes, he instantly electrocutes all the nymphomaniacs to death! "Be respectful of your wolf claws!" A certain woman suppressed the veins popping up on her forehead. The handsome man disapproved and greedily sniffed the daughter's fragrance on a certain woman: "You and I are already an unmarried couple, there is no need to be shy." A certain woman said: "Pegasus Meteor Fist!!!" … He: His face was like the son of a god, with a faint brilliance flowing through it, as if he were an elf transformed from the heaven and earth by absorbing the aura of the sun and the moon. "Wow! Xiao Gu! You are so handsome! I love you! Just like a pervert loves a beautiful woman! Woohoo! Marry me!" A certain woman's eyes were full of love. The handsome man took a sip of tea and said gracefully: "Do you want to marry me or my money?" A certain woman said: "I want both!" …