The Sorting Hat said: How about Gryffindor?
He said: I don't like cockroaches, stay away from old bees.
The Sorting Hat said: What about Slytherin?
He said: Cherish life and stay away from snake kings and faceless men.
The Sorting Hat sighed: Then Ravenclaw.
He said: No, I have no love for books.
The Sorting Hat was angry: Hufflepuff! ! !
He was very happy: Very good, I just like going there.
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The Sorting Hat vomited blood and died
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This is a lazy man's story.
This is the story of a lazy person who opened a super cheat.
This is a lazy man who has been using super powerful plug-ins since his ancestors, and has magic spells and magic circles at his fingertips.
Such a lazy person entered Hufflepuff and began to live a real lazy life.
So the author couldn't stand it anymore and decided to throw a few bombs. Unexpectedly, it didn't matter if the bombs were not dropped. Once he threw the bombs, he would throw out the lazy people's hearts.
Okay, just go out, I don't want it anymore, but in exchange, it's only fair that you give me what you have.
So this is a fair world? What a mouthful! When did you see the word fairness?
Bringing the topic back, ahem, is this a world of lazy people? (Asshole, you just said it, you are just making up the numbers, making up the numbers, making up the numbers...) Please see how a lazy person can randomly identify relatives in the magical world? Go big? Win the heart of a beautiful woman? Stories that became legendary. (By the way, this is a Jinjiang BL article, not a Qidian article.)
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Additionally, the author decided to give away a bowl of braised pork at the beginning as compensation for the lack of meat in this article. By the way, when my sister saw this photo, her nosebleed immediately flowed three thousand feet away.
This is a family portrait. Although it doesn't feel like a family portrait, you might as well make do with it.
La la la, a new article by the author, a fan of Huanzhu Romance. Those who are the same person will not be fooled, probably...
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