On a rainy day several years ago, Naruto Uzumaki was accidentally followed by a little tail. The reason why he took that tail home at that time was just because she was the first person not to avoid him.
But——
Later, he deeply regretted it. In the words of the guy who often comes up with strange words: Damn, God, you are playing with me, right?
But by the time he repented and regretted it, he could no longer get rid of this guy...
"I have decided that your name today is Daddy."
"... Xiaomi, that's enough."
"Nanny."
"When we raised a question, we asked: Miss Uzumaki Mi Chong, why are you so powerful that you can't be killed by all kinds of cuts?
Answer: The author keeps giving me all kinds of inexplicable things, why shouldn't I be allowed to live forever?