My name is Su Xi, I have a sinister elder sister named Su San, and a violent second sister named Su Qiu. That's right, the names of our three sisters are taken from the Book of Songs, "If we don't see each other for a day, it feels like three autumns have passed." My father, who thinks he is romantic, is very proud of these three names.
╮(╯▽╰)╭I caress my forehead, why is it that only my name is a modal particle! ! ? ?
"Miss, this is the men's room." The pleasant male voice sounded again with a faint smile.
Then, I heard my own extremely calm voice: "I was also a male not long ago, and I just had sex reassignment surgery. I haven't gotten used to it yet." After saying that, I walked out of the men's room without looking back, and walked into the women's room next door very calmly.
I really admire my determination. It seems that I have reached the ninth level of this shameless magical skill.
This article is heartwarming and funny, suitable for both men, women and children.