Introduction: A person's life is full of vegetation and autumn. Looking back on his life, it's just mediocre. Look away, it's boring!
Reincarnation again,
Could it be that God is jealous that my heart is as still as water? In order to disturb this still water, I do not hesitate to do strange tricks frequently.
The heroine looked up to the sky and sighed. She originally wanted to raise a child to protect her from old age, but she couldn't
It's so big that you can't help your mother!!!!!
Do you look like Elder Tang (Tang Monk)? Why else would you have to worry about being eaten all the time? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Scene one:
"Mom, I want to breastfeed!"
"Didn't you wean early?"
"But I want to eat it!"
"Then go find the nanny!"
"I want to eat my mother-in-law!"
"Mom, no!"
"Nanny said, Dad didn't!"
"Then you can call me daddy from now on!"
Scene two:
A certain woman who was about to climb into bed to meet Duke Zhou found an extra head on the bed. "Qingqing, how do you know where my mother is in bed?"
The twelve-year-old cold-faced Jing Qing said without any expression, "I want to protect my mother at all times!"
Alas, what a filial child!
"But why doesn't Qingqing sleep with her clothes on?"
"The book says sleeping naked helps with sleep quality."
"Oh, then don't take off my mother's clothes? Also, don't touch her!"
"The book says that massage can relax the muscles and activate blood circulation."
"But you can't just stay in front!"
Scene three:
"Zi'er, how old are you? You're still a dear mother."
"But my mother's mouth is still so delicious!"
"No matter how delicious it is, it won't do. You can only kiss your wife from now on."
"Then mother, please be my wife.".