It is said that she really just wants to hide in the deep mountains and old forests and practice hard, and then one day be able to attain Taoism and become an immortal, and then find her way home, and then become her own person again, and then listen to her mother's words and find a good job, marry a good man, and then... But why why why why, she just wanted to come out to take a breath after being bored in the water for a long time. God, are you going to let such a big man hit her on the head?
What, what, this is the scene of the Lotus Lantern plot?
What, what, this person is the famous second brother?
What! What! What!
However, the only thing she wants to do now is to cosplay a roaring horse, extend her middle finger, and roar to God: Can she not let go of this thing that fell from the sky and I don't know whether it is a blessing or a curse?
Can it be done!
Is that possible?
Fragment one:
"Who am I?" The handsome man frowned and asked in a deep voice.
"You're an idiot." Mouxin rolled his eyes and muttered.
"Then who are you?" The man raised his head, looked at the girl with an angry face and asked.
"I'm Er Sha's twin!" What a silly B! Otherwise, why would we be in such trouble!
Fragment two:
"Do you still remember the three obediences and the four virtues?" Mouxin grabbed Qingqin's husband by the collar and asked, biting his ear.
"Yes." The man nodded. The lady had mentioned this to Tian'er. He would be a fool if he couldn't remember it!
"Okay, now listen to me, madam, and beat that pig's head to death! You're polite!" A certain Xinsu pointed at a suspected pig demon not far away, with a fierce look in his eyes!
Fragment three:
"Where is Xin'er going?" The man grabbed the person who was trying to sneak back into his arms.
"Uh, sir, I'm hungry." A certain heart stretched out her paw to rub her belly, hoping that the man would be soft-hearted and let her go.
"Really?" The man's thin lips parted slightly, making a dangerous arc, and his deep voice was seductive, "Just in time, my husband is also hungry..."