One is a bandit who dreams of being a gangster, but he happens to meet a passing deity.
One is a prince who dreams of being a killer, but accidentally meets a personality cat
One does not understand the true feelings and sufferings of the world, while the other does not understand the world's dust and smoke
When one day, the killer suddenly woke up from his dream and found that he was not the god in the cat's heart, so the killer roared...
We are all pretending to be civilized. We have all studied "University", so don't always force your friends to do "The Mean".
Oops, you refuse to admit it, right? You don't want to admit it, right? This is a legal society, and it is difficult to survive.
These are all lovers, don't force your brothers to be merciless. It's not easy for brothers to pretend to be elegant. Can you stop?
"It's only a few dozen taels of silver. Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda." Xu Deming said angrily, why are Mao's group of libertines always so miserable?
"A few dozen taels is the seventh level? Or a pagoda?" Tang Sect Jinhe Qi frowned, "Tomorrow I will ask the housekeeper to take a few thousand taels, upgrade it to a few hundred levels, and become a Buddha directly."
Master: This bitch makes me unhappy every day. She is lucky to be able to marry such a handsome man as me. I will divorce her tomorrow.
Beauty: I also think that stinky bitch is not a cheap person. I will divorce her tomorrow.
Father: What did you say? A woman who dares to scold me is a bitch? Are you tired of living? Whoever comes here, take him out and behead him... (While muttering, the woman who dared to ask her to divorce her must be living a very hard life.)
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