··Niang's fairy tale··
Mother Bear: "My dear! Where did you go? Come home for dinner!"
··Niang Dialogue··
Son: "Girl——"
Mother: "Hey, could you please save the word 'girl' when speaking?"
Son: "Xiong Bai——"
Mother: "Hey, how can you call mother by her first name?!"
Son: "Miss Xiong Bai——"
Mother: "..."
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··My son is jealous··
——Er Ya, come here, Mom will introduce to you, this is the second tooth, the "tooth" of the front tooth.
Erya: Girl?
Erya: Mother!
"Erya is the best!"
Erya: You want me to get married? !
"This girl's family is very good, and it suits you!"
Erya: I also want to get married...
"Huh?"
Erya: Humanity says "parents and children have fun together", so I don't want to call you mother. If I want to call you mother, then you just marry someone else!
··Children's allergies··
Miss Lu: "Ji Tianqin, come here, in order to enhance the relationship between husband and wife, swallow this for me!"
Spread your hands, a little red pill →→ (Spring Girl Brand)
Erya: "Uh! To tell you the truth, I'm allergic to this (pointing to the small pill)..."
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··Mother Romance··
Awkward boy & boring girl, they actually go well together!
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