[This article is a light comedy, I don't like to get into it by mistake]
Appearance is a woman's capital; age is a woman's secret; and a handsome guy is a woman's spice.
I'm very lucky to have both, plus I'm eighteen years old, but if you were too lucky, even God would be jealous.
You asked me to fall into a manure pit, and I accepted it; you asked me to travel through time, and I accepted it through gritted teeth, but you asked me to dress up as an unloved side Fujin with a one-and-five-year-old son, and I'm so embarrassed! Give me your youth, beauty and innocence back.
I looked up at the sky at a pure 45 degrees and raised my middle finger harmlessly to the sky.
Note: The CP hero of this article is Master Jiu, not Master Four... Fans of Fourth Master should not enter...