As one of the witnesses of this fierce love, I think I have the obligation to record the whole story of this bloody, pornographic, violent, and romantic love, so that you can laugh and chat after dinner, and have entertainment to nourish your body and mind.
Friends who are thoughtful and connotative can even understand an important life principle that the author wants to say through this story: happiness is achieved through comparison! As the saying goes, there is more than what is less than what is above, and there is more than what is below. Every mountain is lower than the next, and every valley is more concave than the next. This is how contentment always makes you happy.
If you are a man and see the female pig horns in this article, you should cherish the girls around you and be glad that you are not exposed to such a beautiful female pig. How happy you are.
If you are a woman and see the horns of a female pig in this article, do not imitate them. After all, heights like those of a female pig are not accessible to ordinary people. Remember! Otherwise, I won't be held responsible if I can't get married!
I don't want readers to feel deceived, so I have to explain that I have no literary foundation or profound literacy, and my narrative style is weird and I change my person's name at will. That is to say, I usually like to entertain and gossip, so I have the motivation to code this article. Sometimes I feel that the first person has a sense of substitution, sometimes I feel that the second person is real, sometimes I feel that the direct narrative is simple and clear, and sometimes I feel that the flashback is suspenseful... In short, I do whatever comes to my heart, and I hope that I can be motivated. You all will enjoy it! You guys can just think that I am gossiping about so-and-so next door making circles and crossing triangles.