The real Neville Longbottom may be a bit clumsy, but not lazy at all;
Although the real Neville Longbottom is a loser, he still works hard to make progress;
The real Neville Longbottom should be a good, pure and lovely boy who respects the elderly and loves the young!
I am Neville Longbottom. I have not inherited the Gryffindor-style bravery. My greatest wish in this life is to live a leisurely life eating and drinking.
Plot? What the hell is that? Is it important to have food?
Horcrux? Stop joking, something that even a group of big shots can't handle has nothing to do with me!
The hidden savior? How gross! Haven't you heard of "The Internationale"? "There has never been a savior." If you want to save the world, just go find the old bee and the blue-eyed lion! All I need is novels and delicious food.
Mr. Harry Savior Potter! You trouble-making machine, go to me quickly and non-stop!
Neville and the pseudo-snake Potter, who have thoroughly understood the word "useless", are living a wild life.