"So what's your name anyway?"
"Ozawa——"
"Stop."
After a while: "So what is your name?"
"Ozawa——"
"Please don't do this."
"In other words, my physical condition will remain the same on this day, that is, my body will be like this 365 days a year?"
"Yes, it is what you often call immortality."
Kneeling down, tears streaming down his face: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me!"
"Huh?"
"My aunt is here!"
A cheating story about cheating aliens. If you want to define whether the protagonist is happy or unfortunate... Please take the initiative to figure it out.